bunrobot:

marshmallowknight:

"weaponized femininity" more like "how to cater to the male gaze and Western beauty ideals while acting like it’s Totally Subversive"

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indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

ninja-schween-sexbang:

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

good god

ruija:

OKAY NOW IT’S IN VIMEO WITH AUDIO!

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

frackityfrick:

welp john, guess you didnt plan on Dave being telepathic
(inspired by this post <3)